That was the most bizarre lunch ever. I went down to the cafeteria and it was packed. I found an empty spot by a couple of my housemates who I don't often eat with. The both stared at me; not an evil glare stare, more of a look at the zoo animal stare.

"What?" I said.

"It's a clock." What the hell? He was looking at my cell phone..."There's one on your wrist too," he says. I start eating my lunch, still feeling watched. Prompted by who knows what I comment that I'm not awake yet.

"Is that why you sat beside Garth?" asks the other.

"Must be," I reply and continue eating my lunch without making another comment. I set aside my salad while I started on my soup. I think this was the best part...

Garth comes out with, "Are you finished with that?" I think to myself, "he's got to be kidding me."

"No, why?" I ask, "does it look that good?"

He eyes the salad and tells me he just wanted more cheese. Luckily he didn't try to remove it from my plate.

The two got up and left and I finished my lunch in peace, but it was all too bizarre for me.