It's amazing how much you can find to do with your time when you aren't working but know you have a job coming. I've got a gorgeous comforter cover comming along. I have a couple of chairs to be apholstered, they will be so cozy in this neutral fuzzy fabric. Also on the way is a little herb garden...I think I've got it down to an experimental number of herbs:

• Basil
• Cilantro
• Chives
• Dill
• Mint
• Parsley
• Rosemary
• Tarragon
• Thyme

B's response to all this was, "What am I supposed to do with mint?" Boys can be so silly.

Sorting through my inbox I came across this gem:

...And God created woman, and she had 3 breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"

She replied, "Yes, could get rid of this middle breast?" And so it was done, and it was good. Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding the third breast in her hand, "What can be done with this useless boob?"

And God created man.